Disclaimer

ChevroletMama is not my legal name.
I do not believe in leprechauns; the dryer and fridge noises were really just mechanical problems that we have not fixed as yet.
Pixie*, Angel Doll*, Lefty*, and The Precious* were actually born just like most people are and we assume they are mortals like the rest of us but we're not going to test that.
I don't know anyone named Dromiquine.
I do take Christmas Day off.
My sisters-in-law Lovesme and Hatesme are fictitious; in real life I have and love seven, not two, unique and beautiful sisters-in-law.
One of my favorite mottoes truly is "I do what I can."  (Another is "I'm smarter than I look."  Future blog entry right there.)
Spell-check is the only reason I knew there was an "e" in the plural for "motto".
It's true that I have hidden Cheetos from the rest of my family and scrambled to hide them when someone walked into the room, but I have never actually wrapped my snacks in a bra.
"Broken or fixed" is a real game.
The Super-Secret Manual of Pointless Instructions for Guys is an imaginary book.
Jeremy Renner is presumably 98.6° like everyone else.
*Names have been changed because I thought it was fun.