Made it out of bed every morning.
Picked up a gift for an upcoming birthday.
Tucked away nineteen cents for a rainy day.
Destroyed the house on a "let's paint this wall" whim.
Kept the family fed...or at least supplied with something they can cook for themselves.
Things I haven't done so far this year:
Killed.
Robbed.
Rioted.
Looted.
Bombed.
Got drunk and picked up women.
Asymptomatically infected anyone.
Watched a Jeremy Renner movie.
Insurrected.
Hm. Now that I read this back to myself, my life looks pretty lame. Time to up my game, maybe.
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