Lefty recommended that I write another blog post, and we all know that I do as I'm told.
Unfortunately I'm so boring, there's nothing to write about. My fans know this. Both of you. Even my critics know it. All three of them.
I logged into Blogger and noticed I had a blank draft with no title so I decided to start there. I can't wait to see what my biggest critic, the neighborhood gossip, Lou Scannon, has to say about this pointless post. He doesn't actually read my blog, but my good friend (or whatever) Dromiquine tells him all about it and together they cook it into a scandal. And since bad publicity is still publicity, I will probably have to thank them when my meaningless pecks at the keyboard accidentally win me some weird type of award.
Why any of you keep reading this crap is beyond my comprehension. Jeremy Renner would have moved on to something more interesting a long time ago.
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