Level Nor Plumb

Hunneypunkin in all his do-it-yourselfness has three problems. One is I've spent all his money so there's no budget left for his projects. The other two problems are these: nothing we own is level, nothing we own is plumb.

Should he hang the curtain rod even with the ceiling, or with the window? Ultimately we split the difference and went halfway in between. If nothing lines up to begin with, why line up anything now?

Do we tile the shower diagonally because the walls don't stand up straight? Forget it, we'll all just take baths.

Jeremy Renner works construction. What would he do? He's probably all level and plumb.

Now if only Hunneypunkin could get me to stop spending all of his money.