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Monday, July 11, 2022

Summer Drinking Game

It's important to stay hydrated when it's this toasty outside.  I propose this foolproof idea to make sure you drink enough this summer.
Each time you wallow in negative emotions, catch yourself complaining, recall something stupid you said out loud, or watch Jeremy Renner interviews when you're supposed to be mowing the lawn, throw down a fat shot of water.  Whenever you receive a compliment, hear yourself laugh, have a happy thought, or actually finish something you started (not a fight, it has to be something positive), take a drink of lemonade or whatever your favorite bevvy might be.
With this life hack not only will you keep up your fluid intake, you'll also be training yourself to not be a timewasting whinybutt crybaby.
Now get off social media and toss some liquids down the hatch.

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