I'm in such a bad mood today and I have neither guilt nor shame. I'm in full-on temper tantrum mode because every detail in the world is not existing precisely according to my blueprint.
I wanted to ingest all deliciousness while being slim, healthy, energetic, and just muscular enough to look tough and cool but not bodybuilder-like. I wanted a wardrobe both stylish and comfortable. I wanted the weather to be always seventy-five degrees with a slight breeze but no wind, and mostly sunny for the month of April. I wanted my family and friends to be free from all problems and our teeth to sparkle when we smile like a Crest toothpaste commercial back in the late 1900's. I wanted our pets to live forever.
I didn't get what I want, I'm mad about it, and I blame Jeremy Renner for no reason. That is all.
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