Don't wash your dishes too hard. Angel Doll did this, and the resulting broken glass sliced the tendon and nerves in her thumb. Thanks to the absolute stupidity of meaningless rules imposed by exploiters of the fashionable new illness that's currently ruling the faux-civilized world, surgery to repair her opposable digit was delayed for a stinkin week. (Do I have an attitude about this? Yes. Yes I do.)
Now Angel Doll is trying to cram forty-seven college papers into the last two weeks of the semester by typing with her non-dominant left hand.
It ought to be a snap for someone who in the past month since clipping her little wing has learned to tie her shoes, shower and dress, cook her meals, eat with chopsticks, and wash dishes (not too hard) without her dominant hand.
Even Jeremy Renner couldn't be that cool.
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