All the Holidays

What with the next eight weeks encompassing Veterans Day, Globally Organized Hug A Runner Day (aka G.O.H.A.R.D.), Thanksgiving, Cider Monday, Day of Lard, Winter Solstice, Christmas, a bunch more apocalypses, Whiners Day, Bacon Day, New Years, some famines, two college graduations, multiple family birthdays, and most importantly Bestie's anniversary, I already know there's no way I'll be able to keep up.

I'm just going to leave out the jack-o'-lanterns but with some tinsel garland and paper snowflakes tossed around them, and top them with angels, stars, graduation caps, and party hats.  I'll put bowties on Hunneypunkin and my life-size Jeremy Renner cardboard cutout.  We'll throw some turkey, stuffing, gravy, cranberries, and chestnuts in the blender for a holiday smoothie and I'll whip up one big apple pecan banana cream pumpkin chocolate mousse pie for dessert.

The soundtrack for the remainder of the year will be my YouTube playlist of holiday songs that Angel Doll, ever the unsuspected prankster, hacked and infiltrated with songs like Cotton Eyed Joe

All gifts will be pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters because I have a lot of spare change but all coins are rare now so they're special, like the driveway gravel Pixie brought in the house when she was little(r) and collected unique rocks.

Bestie and I will sit by the roaring fireplace with champagne glasses of eggnog to reminisce about precedented times, and all will continue to be well.