Pixie, who has had the same phone number since the dawn of Pixie sharing a phone with her sister, has had her digits hijacked. A mysterious Brittany seems to have given Pixie's number as her own at some point, and for over a year now we've learned a few random items about Brittany via text message.
Brittany recently qualified for a free year of Netflix. (We can all hope she will reject pedophilia and decline the offer.)
Brittany hasn't signed for a package.
Brittany needs to sustain her celebrity status. (What does that even mean?)
Ian says Brittany hasn't signed for a package.
Brittany's keto pills are ready.
She has at least $3000 waiting for her.
Tom says Brittany hasn't signed for a package.
Brittany's prescription is ready to pick up at the pharmacy.
Her Amazon order has shipped.
Brittany hasn't signed for a package.
She has a limited time offer for twenty percent off her next jewelry order.
She hasn't signed for a package.
A couple of more recent texts have been rather inappropriate. Not to be judgy, but it might be best for Brittany to spend her time and attention on something better than Netflix.
And, once again, Brittany hasn't signed for a package.
Brittany's text messages are daily routine now. She's not nearly as interesting as Jeremy Renner.
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