Kyle and the Scorpion

There's a war on.
Pixie and Angel Doll look all ladylike and innocenty on the outside, but they've been locked in epic combat for two years now.  Kyle the rubber snake was a Christmas gift to Angel Doll from a Geronibro, one of her Nerdmigos.  The brown plastic scorpion has no name.  It also has no known origin.  It just exists.
Pixie and Angel Doll take every opportunity possible to hide Kyle and the scorpion in each other's belongings to the point that neither of them is even startled anymore.  They just keep doing it because, why quit?
It wasn't enough to simply leave the snake or the scorpion in each other's cars, sock drawers, socks, hairdos, pillowcases, bedsheets, clean laundry, dirty laundry, lunchboxes, sandwiches, birthday presents, or coffee.  (I may or may not have been involved in the washing of the scorpion with the dishes so he could safely lurk in the bottom of a mug.)  Angel Doll rigged the scorpion in Pixie's dresser to crawl up a piece of yarn when the drawer was opened.
Mama's so proud.
Currently, Kyle lives in a dorm with Angel Doll.  Don't tell anybody though because neither boys nor pets are allowed in the ladies' dormitory, and we don't want Angel Doll to get into trouble.  The scorpion's whereabouts are presently as unknown as its origin.  It could turn up in Jeremy Renner's possession for all we know.