A Page From My Journal (Or, Disclaimer II)

My harsher critics either didn't read or didn't understand Disclaimer http://chevroletmama.blogspot.com/2013/06/disclaimer.html so I feel compelled to re-explain.
July 5, 1999
Put up the boys' bunk beds today.  They love them!  Also moved Angel Doll* into the toddler bed in the children's room.  Tomorrow I will take down the crib in our room and move in the cradle to be ready for the baby, and to make more space in our bedroom.  My Moon Shadow roses are blooming in my rose garden.  There are also three or four buds on my Taboo rose.  Have a lot to do this week, but we got a lot done today, too.
That was an actual entry from my actual journal.  It's so monotonous I tried to bite my own ear halfway through reading it just to relieve the tedium.  There wasn't even a hint of Jeremy Renner in there.
Random Unlimited is neither my journal nor an expression of my feelings.  (Indeed, a popular theory exists that I may not even have any feelings.  Even I don't know whether this premise holds any truth.)  Random Unlimited is exactly what it says it is.  If you find my random, unlimited thought processes difficult to follow, imagine what it's like to actually live in this head, and still be the positive, upstanding, productive, contributing, clean, sober, sometimes organized, and presumed normal member of society that I am.  Hint: You couldn't do it.
Feel free to leave hate mail in the comments section below, and if you choose to start your own "I Hate Chevrolet Mama" blog, please include links to Random Unlimited.  I'll return the favor.
*Names have been changed because I thought it was fun.