Somebody Walked Into a Bar

I love "walked into a bar" jokes.
A blond walked into a bar.  You'd think she would have seen it.  -Richard Armitage.
A grasshopper walked into a bar.  The bartender said, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"  The grasshopper said, "You have a drink called Steve?" -Santa Claussen
Two guys walked into a bar.  You'd think the second one would duck.  -Andrew R.
Two strings walked into a bar.  The bartender said, "We don't serve strings here.  Get out of my bar."  The first string left.  The second string went into the bathroom, tied himself in half, ratted his hair, and went back to the bar.  The bartender said, "We don't serve strings here.  You're not a string, are you?"  The string answered, "I'm afraid not."  (You have to think outside the spelling.)  -Rapunzel
Two elves walked into a bar.  A Hobbit laughed and walked under it.  -Pixie
A bear walked into a bar and said, "I'll have a gin.........and tonic."  The bartender asked, "Why the big pause?"  The bear said, "I got them from my dad."  (I had to think a moment before I got that one.  Again, it's the spelling.) -Again, Santa Claussen
The past, present, and future walked into a bar.  It was a tense moment.  -Facebook
A Roman walked into a bar.  He held up two fingers, and said, "I'll have five beers."  -Pixie
A depressed cat walked into a bar.  The bartender gave the cat a shot.  The cat slowly pushed the shot glass to the edge of the bar, watched it fall to the floor and shatter, then said, "Another."  -The Internets
Jeremy Renner walked into a bar.  He said it hurt. -I made that up myself.
Can't remember where I heard it, but it's my personal all-time favorite:
A dyslexic guy walked into a bra.