My laptop came home from the doctor today. It's fast. It's clean. It works as it's supposed to. All the keys function. It didn't cost my right leg. I'm happier than The Precious at the movies. I'm happier than Lefty eating hot dogs. I'm happier than Angel Doll with a cookbook.
I'm happy even though it's Friday and Blue Bloods isn't on tonight. Sorry, basketball fans, March Madness is a rotten reason to blow off the Reagans. Maybe I'll watch an episode I missed a couple weeks ago, on my laptop that won't overheat and shut itself down after thirteen minutes. I'm happier than Pixie in an arsenal or on the X-box or at a fashion show. I'm happier than Jeremy Renner with a turkey bacon cheeseburger.
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