My good friend Dani--because she is a good friend, as I'm positive all Jeremy Renner fans are--worries for the safety of my Cheetos, should my household members read my blog.
http://chevroletmama.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-thing-about-cheetos.html
I wish to assure her and other concerned citizens that as a precautionary measure my Cheetos drawer has been booby trapped so no one will want to open it. I have attached a picture so you'll know how to do it too, if you need to booby trap your Cheetos stash.