Good Things Come to Those Who Wait

I was so jacked up when skinny jeans returned to fashion.  I was extra jacked to be able to fit into a pair of skinny jeans.  I was concerned that I wouldn't be able to pull off a stunt like skinny jeans, but bestie danilb says I kick butt in skinny jeans, though Hunneypunkin says, "ehhh..."  But who am I going to trust for fashion sense, a lady or a working man?
My happiest moment was finding a pair of not just skinny jeans, but SPARKLY skinny jeans.  Back in the late 1900's I would have traded all the boys in the world for a pair of sparkly skinny jeans.  (Being as I was a teenage girl back in the late 1900's, you can imagine how sacrificial trading all the boys in the world would have been, so you KNOW how much I wanted those jeans.)  But alas, sparkly skinny jeans were expensive.  The best I could do back in the day was sew the legs of my faded Levi's 501 handed down straight legs to the point of burning two hundred and sixty-three calories to get my heels into them.
But good things come to those who wait, as they say.  A couple decades later, here we are in skinny jeans again.  And not just any skinny jeans.  Sparkly ones!  And because I waited patiently for them, I didn't have to trade in all the boys in the world.  Which is pretty great, because now I have sons, and they're even better than all the boys I knew back in the day.  Plus, can you even imagine a world without Jeremy Renner?