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Monday, December 1, 2014

This Post Has No Title, The Print is Too Small

I broke my glasses, right in the middle.  My life-size Jeremy Renner cardboard cutout is just a giant blur.  Hunneypunkin promised to fix my glasses by with some nice electrical tape to make me look even cooler than I already do.  Hunneypunkin is also just a giant blur.  So without my glasses Hunneypunkin and Jeremy Renner are identical.  Just like they are in real life.  Which is what makes Jeremy Renner a hot guy.  I hope I'm hitting all the right keys because my computer screen is just a giant blur.  I have one last pair of contacts but they feel like sandpaper and after wearing them several hours the world is just a giant blur.  If you've seen me in public and thought I snubbed you please forgive me.  I probably just mistook you for a giant blur.