Lefty Gets Offered a Job

Lefty recently stumbled upon an employment opportunity, so I helped him write up a resume'.

Lefty Righthanded, NBK, CBC, ABI, TTYL, IDK

1 Street Address

City, State, ZIP

555-555-5-007

fakeemail@fakeemail.fakeemail

Objective

To make more money than anyone else.  Ever.

Education and Qualifications

Maybe a little

Work History

Birth to present

          Slave labor for father

July 2014-August 2014

          Farm labor for Neighbor Farms

May 2014

          Advertising Department Manager for Vegan Canivores, Inc.

January 2010-April 2014

          Nordic longboat operator
December 2008-December 2009
          Understudy for Jeremy Renner

October 2006-November 2008

           Interplanetary espionage for Covert Organization Intergalactic

February 2005-October 2006

          Independent mercenary

November 2001-January 2003

          Committee to Pick a Different Name for the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia

Activities and Interests

Drawing

Weight training

NBK (Ninja by Knight)

Salsa dancing, with real salsa