Middle Earth Meets Narnia

Galadriel is bored by herself, so I sent the following text message to a friend.
"We were wondering if you have a billy that might be interested in hooking up with our she-goat."
I almost collapsed when my friend replied that Tumnus would love to have a conjugal visit.  Tumnus?  His name was Tumnus!  That was funnier than Jeremy Renner!
So our friends are fencing off a private suite in their goat pen so the other wives won't fight with G.  Meanwhile Lefty and Hunneypunkin are building side racks that will convert our lawnmower trailer into a livestock hauler.  Now if both parties agree to the arrangement, then sometime in May or June we'll get to find out what kind of kids result when a powerful elf-witch from Middle Earth marries a kindly faun from Narnia.