The Precious Thinks He's Chris Pratt

Sometimes I can't find The Precious.  That's because he's in a corner somewhere with his phone, watching Chris Pratt.
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The Precious walks into the room, tears his shirt off for no reason, throws it at my life-size Jeremy Renner cardboard cutout, and says, "When I get bummed out I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty!"
Pixie thinks The Precious is annoying.  If you're familiar with Christ Pratt, it all makes sense.